Filed Under: Traffic
People, use all available doors in the train there’s another train directly behind us would the person in the front please stop holding the doors stand clear of the closing doors this train is going express express we apologize for the delay there is a train directly ahead of us we will be moving shortly we are being held on the platform by the station dispatch please be patient there is a train across the platform people do not block the doors please let people get off the train first if you cannot fit there is another train directly behind us stand clear the closing doors would the person in the front stop holding the doors due to construction on the tracks this train will be making all local stops this train is going local there is no express service we apologize for the delay and thank you for being patient due to a police investigation at the next stop this train will be skipping stops for service to your stop please stay on this train and transfer to the downtown local stand clear the closing doors would the person in the front in the blue shirt and Lakers hat stop holding the doors this is how we get delays and everybody gets late we are experiencing mechanical problems with the doors this train is being taken out of service thank you for riding MTA New York City Transit.
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