The Ayatollah is calling for an inquiry into the Iranian “election” as protesters still battle riot cops (please check out those pics, please; ’security’ forces have been firing into the crowds), a South Carolina GOP activist compared Michelle Obama to a gorilla while neo-Nazis are buying up every gun in sight, and the yuppies are beginning to fear what may occur as the New York neo-Gilded Age crumbles.

Also, it’s the last day of school. Students trying doors for easy thefts, fights, and other wanton destruction. All in all, a good day to lock myself in the office and count the hours.